I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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