last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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