Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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