pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just gargled with NyQuil
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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