so explain again why im purple
no
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
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