I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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