She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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