Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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