You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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