Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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