that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
