y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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