Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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