yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I would ride that face into the sunset
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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