didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wish you could order shots online.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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