so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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