Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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