i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
