I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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