he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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