try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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