i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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