So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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