im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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