How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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