we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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