The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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