i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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