I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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