At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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