I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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