chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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