Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
