I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm passing your future prison.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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