I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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