Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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