But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Randomize
