i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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