I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just want nice things and good sex
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Randomize
