Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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