I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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