problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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