The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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