question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I could make wine with my vomit
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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