You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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