pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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