I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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