yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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