No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
how drunk are you?
Several
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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