i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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