This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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