People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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