At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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