I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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