Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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