At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Randomize
