It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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