David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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