This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The feeling are messing with the penis
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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